modernbaseball:

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

cutyputooty:

Anytime I get attached to a character or actor who is single, like get a lil crushy crush, and then they end up dating someone… I feel cheated on like actually mad because now I can’t imagine being together because he is taken… like he litterally just cheated on me, oml.

I feel this in my soul.

northern-punk-lad:

Important if your in an abusive situation you can turn off this alarm

Please reblog to spread awareness

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dracoslittleangel:

unhappy ending (draco malfoy)

a/n: although this exactly wasn’t the idea, this was still inspired by @just-another-godless-god and i want to thank you for that. also, idk how i went from wanting to write a cute proposal thingy to this. but enjoy, i’ve written after so long.

pairing- draco malfoy x reader

All the voices faded out in the background when I looked at him. There he stood at the altar, in all his glory, a ravishing tuxedo hugging his body perfectly with his hair styled just the right way-neither too messy, nor too combed. His smile took my breath away, his dimples prominent and his eyes crinkled at the edges. But, as much as I wished he was, I wasn’t the one he was smiling at.

Draco Malfoy stood there, stars shining in his eyes as he smiled at his witch. By the radiant smile he had on his face which could light up an entire room, no one could tell he was nervous. But I could. I have known Draco for enough time to tell when he is nervous, or happy, or sad. I could decipher all the emotions which swarmed through his mind and heart at any point of time, yet, it wasn’t my place to do so anymore. No, it was Astoria’s, who was currently walking down the aisle, arm looped in her father’s and eyes drowned in all the emotions a bride would feel- happiness, nervousness and love. She looked utterly beautiful in her gown, like a goddess sent straight down from heaven.

As she reached at the altar, Draco helped her up, kissing her hand and whispering something in her ear which made her cheeks turn red. A sad smile made its way onto my lips. Oh how many times had I dreamt of this exact moment, wishing upon the stars, praying to the almighty, hoping that Draco and I had been the endgame. But, we weren’t, and there was nothing I could do about it. I tuned everything out as the ceremony began, my thoughts taking me back to that one night when it all changed.

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Not me an absolutely sobbing mess.

pastanest:

if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to the very lovely friends who have relentlessly sifted through tumblr archives to recover them, thank you all so much!! ♡

Draco x Hufflepuff gender neutral!reader

Originally posted by harrypotterdailly

Heal Him

The great hall is filled with noise, as per usual at this time of day, and the indecipherable mixture of conversations between those around you is something that you’ve grown so used to, it’s almost comforting. A soft smile spreads across your face at the sound of your friends laughter, but you dont lift your gaze from the book you’re reading, and despite not being directly involved in the conversation, you dont feel distanced from your friends at all. They know how much you love to read at every chance you get, and what better time to read than while you’re eating?

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confused-pyramid:

Better Not to Give

pairing: draco malfoy x fem!reader

summary: It’s your sixth year at Hogwarts and Draco has been acting different. The more he pushes you away, the more you try to hold on, but at what cost?

word count: 4.7k

warnings: SMUT (p in v, fingering), slight hair pulling, marking, Draco is a death eater, angst, drinking

a/n: I wrote this hoping it would be a one-shot, but now I’m potentially seeing a part two during/after the war…

Originally posted by lastheavcns

He looks terrible when you glance up at him from across the Great Hall. Harry is buttering his toast next to you and you furtively lift your head to get a better look at Draco by the Slytherin table.

He’s picking at his food and you wish you could say this is a new development, but he hasn’t been himself all year. Your brows knit with worry as he drops his fork and dips his head down, as though the weight of it has tired him out. You never thought you’d be saying this, but you have found yourself missing his arrogance and elitist snipes ever since the turn in his demeanor.

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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